Meg & Jenna

Welcome to Two Intrusive Thoughts, where we create chaos—exclusively for the girls, gays, and theys. Founded by two long-distance besties (Meg in Seattle, Jenna in San Diego) with matching ADHD, this shop is what happens when your group chat becomes a business model. If it’s unhinged, cheeky, and just the right amount of unbothered, you’ll find it here.

Our collection of tops, stickers, accessories, and more is designed for those who aren’t afraid to be loud, proud, and a little bit petty. We thrive on bold colors, satirical takes, and pop culture moments that deserve to be immortalized on merch. Whether you need a statement tee that does the talking for you, a sticker to slap on your laptop in protest, or a hat that screams “don’t perceive me,” we’ve got you covered.

Join the movement—because being a menace is an art form.