Be My Own Boyfriend - Hoodie

$38.00

Who needs a man when you’ve got emotional stability, snacks, and a hoodie that hugs back? This ultra-soft sweatshirt is for the girlies, gays, and theys out here romancing themselves—because bare minimum behavior isn’t on the mood board.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Who needs a man when you’ve got emotional stability, snacks, and a hoodie that hugs back? This ultra-soft sweatshirt is for the girlies, gays, and theys out here romancing themselves—because bare minimum behavior isn’t on the mood board.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!